Abby Richter (Katherine Heigl) is a lovelorn TV producer who, despite a long and arduous search for the perfect mate, is hopelessly single. The battle of the sexes heats up when her employers team her up with Mike Chadway (Gerard Butler), an opinionated TV celebrity who plans to put Abby through the wringer to prove his own theories about what makes men and women tick. M: Mike A: Abby S.A.: Shop assistant M: Rule number one: Never criticize…Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training. Rule number two: Laugh at whatever he says… A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm….A fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. Rule number three: Men are very visual…We have to change your look. A: What’s wrong with my look? M: Abby, you’re a very attractive woman, but you’re completely inaccessible. You’re all about comfort and efficiency. A: What’s wrong with comfort and efficiency? M: Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it. S.A.: Hello. May I be of your assistance? M: Yes, you may. We need cocktail dresses, tight jeans and some bras that’ll make my friend’s breasts sit up and say hello. […]