Gilmore Girls – Smart Girls Are Mean

Gilmore Girls – Smart Girls Are Mean

LORELAI: News is on.
RORY: One sec.
LORELAI: For our top story tonight, a grisly horrible thing that happened in a small town where not grisly horrible things ever happen. Everyone’s shocked. House slides down hill. Liposuction kills, stay fat. Hey let’s get ice cream. I’m bored. Hello?
RORY: Mom, I’m studying.
LORELAI: Yeah, but I’m talking ice cream. Can’t you take a break?
RORY: I can’t take a break right now.
LORELAI: Ok, when?
RORY: Are you four?
LORELAI: No, I’m hungry!
RORY: Have some more pizza.
LORELAI: It’s cold.
RORY: Heat it up.
LORELAI: It’s not the same.
RORY: Lorelai go to your room!
LORELAI: Wow, smart girls are mean.
RORY: If you let me study now, I’ll play with you this weekend.
LORELAI: Promise.
RORY: Yes, we can do anything you want.
LORELAI: Will you go to the shoe sale with me.
RORY: Yes.
LORELAI: Will you let me try on anything I want.
RORY: Yes.
LORELAI: Will you help me push other people out of the way if they’re going for my size?
RORY: I’ll even run interference for you.
LORELAI: Alright, you’ve got a deal.
RORY: Good.
LORELAI: So – I’m sorry – where did we land on the whole ice cream issue?

Watch the episode once more and fill in the gaps, please.

LORELAI: News 1. _________.
RORY: One sec.
LORELAI: For our 2. __________ tonight, a grisly horrible thing that happened in a small town where not grisly horrible things ever happen. Everyone’s shocked. House slides down hill. Liposuction kills, stay fat. Hey let’s get ice cream. 3. ________. Hello?
RORY: Mom, I’m studying.
LORELAI: Yeah, but I’m 4. ____________. Can’t you take a break?
RORY: I can’t take a break 5. ____________.
LORELAI: Ok, when?
RORY: 6. __________?
LORELAI: No, I’m hungry!
RORY: Have some more pizza.
LORELAI: It’s cold.
RORY: Heat it up.
LORELAI: It’s 7. _________.
RORY: Lorelai go to your room!
LORELAI: Wow, 8. ___________ are mean.
RORY: If you let me study now, I’ll play with you this weekend.
LORELAI: 9. ___________.
RORY: Yes, we can do anything you want.
LORELAI: Will you go to the shoe sale with me.
RORY: Yes.
LORELAI: Will you let me try on anything I want.
RORY: Yes.
LORELAI: Will you help me 10. ___________ out of the way if they’re going for my size?
RORY: I’ll even run interference for you.
LORELAI: Alright, you’ve got a deal.
RORY: Good.
LORELAI: So – I’m sorry – where did we land on the whole ice cream issue?

Key:

1.    is on

2.    top story

3.    I’m bored

4.    talking ice cream

5.    right now

6.    Are you four

7.    not the same

8.    smart girls

9.    Promise

10.  push other people